1.   It is important to find a man who works around the house,
     occasionally cooks and cleans, and who has a job.

2.   It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.

3.   It is important to find a man who is dependable and doesn't lie.

4.   It is important to find a man who's good in bed and who loves to
     have sex with you.

5.   It is important that these four men never meet.