YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE
The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You Can Be
the Man of Your House".
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, you need
to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law! You will
prepare me a
gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve
me a sumptuous dessert.
After dinner you are going to go up stairs with me, and we will have the
kind of sex that I want.
After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You
will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess
who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The Funeral Director would be my first guess."