An older woman
is in the bar of a cruise ship and asks the bartender for a scotch with two
drops of water. As the bartender
gives her the drink she says "I'm on the cruise to celebrate my 80th
birthday and it's today."
The bartender says, "Well since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.
In fact this one is on me."
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, "I would like
to buy you a drink too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I want a scotch with two drops
of water."
"Coming up," says the bartender.
As she finishes her drink, the man to her left says, "I would like to buy
you one too."
The old woman says, "Thank you. Bartender, I would like another scotch with
two drops of water."
"Comin' right up," says the bartender.
As he gives her the drink he says, "Ma'am, I'm dying of curiosity. Why
the scotch with only two drops of water?"
The old woman replies, "Sonny, when you're my age, you learn how to hold
your liquor. Water, however, is a
whole other issue.