A Mormon was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London, England, to Melbourne, Australia.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and Coke, which was brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. The Mormon replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."